The Gospel Truth  From: Hercules Back when the world was new The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place There was a mess whereever you stepped Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept And then along came Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault They're trapped And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks And that's the gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the gospel truth On Mt. Olympus life was neat and Smooth as sweet vermough Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the gospel truth Gospel Truth II: If there's one God you don't want to get steamed up It's Hades, cause he had an evil plan He ran the Underworld But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless And that's the gospel truth He had a plan to shake things up And that's the gospel truth Gospel Truth III: Young Herc was mortal now But since he did not drink the last drop He still retained his godlike strength So thank his lucky star But Zeus and Hera wept Because their son could never come home They'd have to watch their precious baby Grow up from afar Though Hades horrid plan Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth The boy grew stronger ev'ry day and That's the gospel truth